May 2013
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Hannibal Fandom
lukitari:
henriked:
shingekiisnotcrash:
or, a bunch of preteens who never seen the original movies until the show came on then claim to be super fans
excuse you, I was a fan of Carthaginian military tactics before all of you, I bet you didn’t even fight in the second Punic War you posers
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I feel like it says a lot about me that my one and only real achievement in life is having kept a diary since I was eleven.
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Ok so I’ve started reading On the Road and well I thought it would be one of those books where yeah you read it and it’s not bad but mostly you read it just so you can say that you’ve read it but holy shoes I’m actually really enjoying it, as in I had to forcefully stop myself from continuing yesterday so I could get some sleep.
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EVERYBODY STOP.
I have a date today.
OKAY CONTINUE.
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Cats have nine lives and once they’ve died eight times they reincarnate as people and they know this and that’s why they’re so fucking smug.
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Today I shall go to bed at a normal hour, I say as I take a shower at half past midnight.
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Sorry I’m afraid he’s spoken for. I’d give you the go ahead if his girlfriend were a total bitch, but as it turns out she’s apparently flawless. So you can try, if you like, but he’s six foot two and will probably defend himself.
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Whenever I run out of ways to procrastinate I scroll through Kat’s puns tag.
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You’re more than welcome to burst into my house unannounced, raid my fridge, use my kitchen, borrow my shampoo and my clothes and my books and take over my bed and the best spot on the couch but the second you lay a finger on my laptop will be the last time you have fingers.
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sansaofhousestark:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
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Well so far I’m just making them up for random people who walk in, but I’ll let you know if something develops.
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Being in coffee shops is the best. I have my tea and my toastie and my laptop and book and things and I’m surrounded by people who are all content or happy or both and there’s this café-chatter all around me and I get to see all these strange and different and wonderful people come in and out and I’m not obliged to waste time on small talk or social niceties or whatnot cause...
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Ok wow ehehe thanks now I’m just sitting in a café smiling rather idiotically and people are looking at me funny but asklufhasklfd that’s so nice how does one respond to compliments
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UPDATE: I went to the porter’s office and after a long story involving tragic mishaps and potential late parcels I feel (and look) slightly deranged, but I HAVE MY BOOK.
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So I don’t know about you guys but I always thought Soulja Boy was just saying nonsense words but then I was readily informed that
So you know that’s something.
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lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
Unless they take the blame for driving into and killing your adulterous wife, in which case, shoot them while they’re taking a dip.
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njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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swafflevlut:
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
this is so true and I’m on battery power saving mode
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OK SO I’M BACK IN ENGLAND AT MY FLAT AND I KNOW THAT THERE IS A PARCEL WITH MY COPY OF ON THE ROAD WAITING FOR ME IN THE PORTER’S OFFICE BUT I CAN’T GET TO IT CAUSE IT’S ONE AM AND THE PORTER ISN’T THERE BUT I CAN ALMOST SMELL THE PAGES AND IT’S REALLY INFURIATING.
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Mom: What's that on your shirt?
Me: Han Solo and Captain Mal. They're from two tv things.
Mom: Huh. Which tv things?
Me: Firefly and Star Wars. ... You may have heard of Star Wars.
Mom: Star Wars? Yeah I think I've heard of that.
My brother: You THINK?
Mom: Yeah, isn't that the one with the big dog and the white robot thing?
Me: ... Big dog?
Mom: Yes, you know, that huge fluffy brown thing.
Me: ... That's an alien.
Mom: No it isn't. Aliens are green and bald. That thing has hair worse than yours.
Me: Alien.
Mom: Dog.
Me: ALIEN.
My brother: I'm adopted, right?
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Ok so everyone knows about the one-dollar-bills-for-strippers thing, right, but what about Europe? Am I forced to dish out five euros at a time or do I, like, throw coins in their general direction or something?
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zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
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dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont...
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tamaraldbrennan:
Who are you Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
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hitlersasshole:
my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock
Actually walruses are extremely awesome animals I mean:
They have, like, family hierarchies
They help each other when in danger
They have pretty cool skills, I mean they can swim SINCE BIRTH and slow down their own heartbeat to defy all notions of freezing cold weather
Not only do they have badass...
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how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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Just came back from Gatsby (the film, not his house - that’s next week). It was very vivid.
My eyes hurt a bit.
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That gay Romanian dracula act tho.
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things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
Can we please add “because of reasons” to the list
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skellagirl:
parallelsea:
October
OCTOber
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
Yeah but only cause Caesar was feeling like a bit of an arrogant douche.
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Reasons why I never get anywhere with anything:
I love cooking but hate doing the dishes.
I love playing the piano but practising bores me.
I love children but lose my patience after about five minutes.
(I love adults but lose my patience after about five minutes.)
I love learning but I hate studying.
I love debating but change my mind every time anyone says anything new.
I love playing but I’m a bad loser.
(I love playing but...
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agayboy:
pretty sure im bout..70% water…30% internet
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I found this post for an excellent story idea, and (bear with me here), I wrote it (post at the bottom because spoilers). Just… imagine you’re reading this in a book.
I can’t remember the first time it happened. I can’t remember when I first had the sensation. It’s probably been there since I was born: a tickling sensation at the nape of my neck, the kind you get...
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So not only did I watch the SPN finale today, I also finished House series 5, and in the first episode in series six, guess who I find?
GUYS I FOUND METATRON IN A PSYCHIATRIC WARD.
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narglefighter:
jaredandjensensbutts:
WAIT A SECOND NO ONE DIED?! IT WAS A SUPERNATURAL SEASON FINALE AND NO ONE DIED
Supernatural… the only show where the fans are confused and almost upset over no deaths in their season finale.
Ok is no one gonna mention Naomi cause she wasn’t exactly dancing the hula up there.
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My dash right now:
Supernatural fans: *a sobbing mess of post finale stress disorder*
Everyone else: haha Eurovision so funny eheh.
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Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No...
