or, a bunch of preteens who never seen the original movies until the show came on then claim to be super fans
excuse you, I was a fan of Carthaginian military tactics before all of you, I bet you didn’t even fight in the second Punic War you posers
I feel like it says a lot about me that my one and only real achievement in life is having kept a diary since I was eleven.
Ok so I’ve started reading On the Road and well I thought it would be one of those books where yeah you read it and it’s not bad but mostly you read it just so you can say that you’ve read it but holy shoes I’m actually really enjoying it, as in I had to forcefully stop myself from continuing yesterday so I could get some sleep.
Cats have nine lives and once they’ve died eight times they reincarnate as people and they know this and that’s why they’re so fucking smug.
Today I shall go to bed at a normal hour, I say as I take a shower at half past midnight.
Sorry I’m afraid he’s spoken for. I’d give you the go ahead if his girlfriend were a total bitch, but as it turns out she’s apparently flawless.
So you can try, if you like, but he’s six foot two and will probably defend himself.
Whenever I run out of ways to procrastinate I scroll through Kat’s puns tag.
You’re more than welcome to burst into my house unannounced, raid my fridge, use my kitchen, borrow my shampoo and my clothes and my books and take over my bed and the best spot on the couch but the second you lay a finger on my laptop will be the last time you have fingers.
